Why do you read this drivel? Ask yourself that. Why not read something better? Why not write something better? Why not read back to yourself the something better you've just written?

Because it is there. That's why.

My blog is here, and so you must read it.

Otherwise, you'd be forced to do something constructive and meaningful with the next five minutes of your life.

No one wants that.

Cheers to you, your wasted life, and your honesty about the shoddy state that life is in.